The Shop Partner is exclusively and solely responsible for the design and content of this shop. With Spreadshirt, you can make custom t-shirts, custom hoodies and other clothing, and design your own t-shirts to sell in your very own t-shirt shop.
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ClassicWear
Now you can own your own ClassicWear clothing! CLASSICWEAR WARNINGS: Do not wash ClassicWear clothing--contact with water may cause clothing to explode. Moving too quickly may cause clothing to catch fire. Direct sunlight will cause clothing to shrink at rapid rate. Do not allow ClassicWear clothing to come into contact with hair, skin, darkness, wind, or shadows--doing so may produce hazardous and erotic results. ClassicWear Clothing has been proven to shorten the average human life expectency by as much as 75 years. Do not wear ClassicWear clothing if you are pregnant, an illegal immigrant, Jamaican, breast feeding, or have a low tolerance to poison. ClassicWear clothing has been known to cause face cancer, death of body, broken bones, changes in eye color, belly button multiplication, cat flu, bankruptcy, ear diahrrea, colon seizures, slavery disorders, hot dog fingers, rat nostrils, and Italian accents. Wearing ClassicWear brand clothing legally transfers ownership of your body to ClassicTales.net